has anybody seen my baby?

missing: one laptop, three years old (i would guess)
last seen Halloween, but in civilian dress
she had a screen saver
even that couldn't save her
she asked of me nothing, and left me with less

how i miss her sweet glow-hum and electronic buzz
i've alerted authorities, including the fuzz
she had killer apps
and could fold and collapse
if she wasn't a woman, no PC ever was